FUNNY PEPPA PIG JOKES
funny pep per pig jokes because from chat gpt
im lazy and i fell off
Sure, here are 20 light-hearted jokes about Peppa Pig:
- Why did Peppa Pig bring a ladder to the playground? Because she heard the slide was too short!
- What's Peppa Pig's favorite subject in school? Ham-atics!
- Why don't pigs ever tell secrets? Because they're afraid of a little oink-telling!
- Why did Daddy Pig bring a suitcase to the beach? Because he heard there was going to be a little sun!
- What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork Chop!
- Why did George Pig bring a pencil to the zoo? To draw a picture of the "Hippo-pot-a-mess"!
- What do you call a pig that plays music? A jammin' ham!
- Why did Peppa Pig bring a map to the grocery store? Because she didn't want to get lost in the "p…
I'm so fucking confused rn
https://cookierun.fandom.com/wiki/Almond_Cookie?oldid=160600
huh?!
Huh?!
HUH?!
reacting to Don't Mind the Moon
i was sleep-high in the middle of the day bc i didnt sleep enough and decided to write a page. now i decided to react to it over a year later
- rated 14 for violence this should be good
- why am i monologuing about beginning credits at the start of the page
- mummy pig: hi peppa youre just tired lol thats why you feel like shit. on a completely unrelated note the moon is getting QuIrKy
- wtf is a moon calendar
- peppa immediately assumes the moon is growing and this is played off as her being smart
- why did peppas juice solidify
- mummy pig threatening physical abuse on peppa over her being a dumb paranoid little kid (was this secretly a trauma dump all along)
- the moon turns out to actually be growing and causes tidal waves
- bfdia 1 chase
- why is rebecca a murdere…
GENIUS KIDS WHO BEAT THE SYSTEM!
hi i'm a shite reaction channel and today we have kids who beat the system
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Wordsley, Leigh-Ann (2013). To Celia: How Our Mother Smoked Her Life Away - A Final Memorial to My Mum Bella. Peppatown: Peppatown Publishing. pg. 1-349. Bella Katy Benvoire (neé Teller; December 19, 1978 - December 19, 2012) began smoking at age 32 in 2010 and died from three incurable cancers on her 34th birthday in 2012 with her two daughters and nephew by her side.
When she died, she had stage 4 liver cancer, stage 3 lung cancer, which made it difficult for her to breathe, and oesophagus cancer, which inflamed her oesophagus, causing near constant pain and difficulty swallowing.
Null Gets Arrested
N*ll: *yawns* I'm bored.
N*ll: These people aren't sexy anymore.
N*ll: I don't want to know what these ugly turds look like.
later
laterer
N*ll: What should I do today?
N*ll: Maybe I can go to the playground. *looks out of the window* Fuck! It's raining.
N*ll: Wow! They are sexy.
N*ll: *calls brooke marsden, leah rose randall, peyton ella and peyton marsden*
N*ll: Hello dolly. Hello love. Hello doc. Hello babe. Hello honey. Hello sweetie. Hello cupcake. Hello my little delectable princess. Hello my queen. Hello my bubs. Hello my boobooboo. Hello, my little rodent engine.
N*ll: *ends call*
N*ll: Now what should I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4
N*ll: Of course, I will go to my old elementary school. Wait, it's Saturday. *picks up the mos…
Top 10 Super Mario Maker 2 Levels
smm2 is possibly even bigger than gd is so we're doing this list
- 1 Number Ten - VV5-T1Q-BDG
- 2 Number Nine - 5DG-BK6-TTG
- 3 Number Eight - 3MS-GG0-1JF
- 4 Number Seven - Q87-8PB-NGG
- 5 Number Six - XGG-HKT-QDF, MGN-0RX-62H and Y9Q-FRG-SQF
- 6 Number Five - XQS-C5D-9JF
- 7 Number Four - V03-L3T-TNF
- 8 Number Three - BYS-R8C-1RG
- 9 Number Two - 19B-WDH-KKF
- 10 Number One - HNV-NQW-KGF
this level is on the list because of the description
it says "the rizzler john pork"
john pork was definitely relevant by may 2023 haha
this level is at #9 because it's scary
jimmy savile is ascending and he might get me
and if you're a kid, disabled, or dead, bad luck
this is anti-andrew tate which is way more sigma that glazing him
i'm sorry andrew tate, but WE ARE THE MATRIX!!! WE HAVE ATTACKED YOU…
J'Nahya Pig
J'Nahya Pig is a franchise that is a rip-off of Peppa Pig. The J'Nahya Pig franchise features the character J'Nahya Pig and her friends and adventures. J'Nahya Pig is 15 years old from the franchise of the same name.
4th Birthday Bonanza
today my account turns 4 years old (don't get excited null)
so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYwAHURPQ-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYwAHURPQ-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYwAHURPQ-s
the last time feb 17 fell on a saturday was 2018
6 years ago
we were playing fortnite
i just have to celebrate it
Power476: Welcome to the party.
crickets chirp
c'mon if you're on this wiki you just don't go to parties
Sonicthehedgehog223: happy birthday power476 account
yass
Miss cake123123: can we play pass the parcel?
Power476: NO! NOT AT ALL!! I'M 17! THIS IS A BABY GAME!!! GO BACK TO WATCHING MR TUMBLE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apj6QOMKEp0 (im not mental, this was the first result for when i searched mr tumble on youtube)
Power476: We're playing russ…
ccb timeline
might make this into its own page later
- 1 Beginnings
- 1.1 August 2022
- 1.2 September 2022
- 1.3 October 2022
- 1.4 November 2022
- 1.5 December 2022
- 2 Checkpoint 2
- 2.1 October 2023
- 2.2 November 2023
- 2.3 January 2024
- 1:
- CCB begins.
- Peppa, Fanwhale, Chronic, BittleLat10, Beelzebot, RAR, Alex, Jesus, and Shadow all debut.
- Jesus dies.
- 15:
- Sonic debuts.
- 4:
- Bonzi Buddy debuts.
- Bonzi unlocks the power of GIFs.
- 18:
hell breaks looseThe first "your mom" joke is made.
- 28:
- The first ever OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- 1:
- Mr. Krabs, Knuckles, and Squidward all debut.
- The Krusty Kock and Balls opens for business.
- 7:
- Big Chungus debuts.
- if i had to pinpoint the date ccb became readable it would be between here and the last one not because of big chungus i promise
- 10:
- Bender debuts.
- BittleLat10 is put on le…
Top 10 Geometry Dash Levels
welcome to epic watch mojo this is our 26,290th video
we're gonna rank the ten best geometry dash levels made by the community
guidelines: no fire in the hole because then the list will be filled with them
- 1 Number Ten
- 2 Number Nine
- 3 Number Eight
- 4 Number Seven
- 5 Number Six
- 6 Number Five
- 7 Number Four
- 8 Number Three
- 9 💩
- 10 🅿️🅿️
This level is epic because it has gen alpha slang and i am all for being hip with the kids. It is pretty sigma to me.
help this channel is dead
the watchmojo fandom is dying
repost if you love wm
This level is epic because it's called Mr Tumble. Call me silly but I think Mr Tumble is the next Patrick Bateman and Tommy Shelby.
To enjoy this level, you'll have to look at it. And you'll have to you sign at it.
CAM ON INGERLAND!!!!! SCOR SAM FACKI…
The Peppa Pig Laconic Basically
A British cartoon involving a young female pig with her family and friends, complete with a narrator.
Scratch Sheep (uncensored beta)
NOTE: VERY EARLY DEMO, WIP.MEANT TO BE SOMEWHAT TRIGGERING
Scratch Sheep is a website animal who uses Scratch, infamous for being somewhat entitled. [Insert info box]
Scratch Sheep is extremely toxic in nature, not unlike the other Website Animals. She is hypocritical, claiming to be against alting, despite being on her fifth account and having been IP Banned at least once. Scratch Sheep also likes control and attention: She demands caps warnings for one word being in full caps, despite not being actually triggered by it.
Scratch Sheep herself is known for her radical yet authoritarian ideas, such as banning people from studios and digitally killing their reputation, simply over not using a Religion TW over going to church, a completely norma…
Basedbook
apparently swn wants to delete facebook
well she does make a good point (facebook is utter shit), i have a better idea
make facebook based
this social media profile zucks at the minute
- tell mr zuckerberg to stop doxxing users (youre not sssniperwolf)
- no guidelines on facebook marketplace
- all users will get a common sense test when this update is put in place. the test will include showing stolen memes and seeing if you know they're stolen, and showing tiktok food wasters. facebook will check your emotions during the test so it isn't so easy to pass
- emoji-to-post ratio checker: this will see on average how many emojis the account uses for each post, if that number exceeds 1.5, the account is banned
- instead of bots, make actual humans work on post m…
why i should be president
its jan 20 which is the day presidents get inaugurated
so here is why i should be president
- every 8th grader will have to hunt a deer before they reach high school
- the only tv shows america will air is skibidi toilet, caillou and tomorrow's pioneers
- in english class, students will study rage comics instead of shakespeare
- the only video games allowed are big rigs, meme run and hotel mario
- giving every american citizen a bored ape
- fix ohio so it doesn't become the butt of every joke
- make the house of representatives do a free add comic (best if it's a next gen free add comic)
- i will ask mr zuckerberg to reclassify facebook to what it is: an anti social network
peppa makes a roblox game
today i want to make a roblox game like cart ride into morgz mum
what the hell is this
why is it so hard
damn
fuck this i'm leaving it to be a stock roblox game
never google these words
ok my name is dr poopa stinka and i will tell you a story. never google these words in your local peppish search engine because it might lead to a shock video or somthing or idk.
ok lets set up the pain chart
ok heres the words
- "pigchicken": A shock video which shows a infant pig getting mauled by a pitbull into a machine that turns him into a chicken. Hardcore.
- skibidi toilet: Sigma. Hellcore.
- "Pikmin 4 ushinawa re ta eizou": This one comes up with multiple "shock" videos which contain japanese lost footage of pikmin 4 builds, which are mostly truckloaded with textures of pikmin R34, gore, and textures from other games on the gamecube than Pikmin 4. Hardcore, due to pikmin NSFW. There was also a video that showed Oatchi getting knifed by an en…
Average Edit to the Mr. Tumble Page
Person 1: he's a pedophile? of course not
Mr Tumble was conceived in 2003 for Something Special, a programme for and featuring children with learning disabilities. He was the first clown who could juggle, unicycle and use Makaton (a system of signing and symbols used to assist language development) and the show immediately appealed far beyond its remit. Children of all abilities respond to this unwavering gale-force of benign energy, happy to don ill-fitting yellow trousers and lark about in damp English fields for their distraction. And they really like the in-between bits, when Fletcher, as himself, simply kneels down with his young guests for a bit of a chat. In 2007, Something Special earned him an OBE. Twelve years after the programme …
oldest post from every category
General: https://peppafanon.fandom.com/f/p/2273301376270787563 (this is the fifth one lmao)
I also want to point out these ugly logos, the hate on swearing, #BRINGTHECRACKTASTICBACKTOPEPPA and #CRACKTASTICRANAISSANCE, swearing coming back, the start of the short-lived UOTM, the start of UOTY, oh god I think this wiki is starting to become the opposite of that, and the 5000 page was from 2018.
News and Announcements: https://peppafanon.fandom.com/f/p/2323858526831043564
Off-Topic: https://peppafanon.fandom.com/f/p/3592406125511107048 (if you want a better post, pa lore master thread)
Fun and Games: https://peppafanon.fandom.com/f/p/2398949210063299581
Suggestions and Votes (I forgot this category existed): https://peppafanon.fandom.com/f/p/32203…
PPFW Hunger Games
So Basically I made a hunger games simulation with various users from PPFW. This is what happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdB85Q9mhZQ
Leave your questions in the comments.
The Ultimate Peppa's Adventure Tierlist
Oh! Hey ! Glad you came by, here, take a seat. So, about this tierlist, I think you might want some context as to why I made this in the first place. You see, awhile back, I made a post asking people if I should make a blog post ranking Peppa's Adventure episodes. STH223 told me that he wouldn't mind me making a tierlist, and so, I did. Oh, what's that? Most of the episodes in Peppa's adventure don't even have pages? Why, I haven't even told you the rules yet!
So, in order to make this work, I've had to add some rules to this tierlist. The rules are the following:
- Only episodes that have pages will be ranked.
- This also includes episodes that are unfinished.
- Episodes will be ranked based off the following:
- Premise
- Originality
- Execution
- Plot
- Comedy
- Ch…
Proof the Dog Ate My Homework
cringe teacher: where is your homework
based me: the dog ate it
cringe teacher: no it didn't
based me: it did
cringe teacher: where is the proof
based me:
A new drawing
So a few days ago, I made a poll, where i ask some people who i should draw.
The character people wanted me to draw was.......Blue Eyes.
So I drew her.
Oh god what have I done.
Sammy Drawing
Today, I drew Sammy Sheep.
This was drawn on Chrome Canvas and my touch screen doesn't work, so it may look a bit jittery.
QUIT HAVING THE BRITISH PIGS USE AMERICAN ENGLISH!!!
PEPPA WOULDNT SAY MOM OR EGGPLANT OR FAVORITE OR GRAY OR 5TH GRADE!!!! STOP!!!! /hj
The Scariest Story of All Time (you'll shid and fard yourself)
gather round the campfire guys
If you were born in 2009 or later, there is a 95% chance your baby picture is on Facebook. I was one of the unlucky victims of this. And my mum was proper sad because famous rapper Kanye West didn't comment on the baby image. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Me when it's not easy for Kanye West to be in touch me. Every day for over a decade, nearly two by now, my mum has been fiercely pinging Kanye West on Facebook. She was hellbent on this.
And then came today...
Kanye: This woman has been borderline harassing me on Facebook for nearly 17 years at this point. 6184 days (i googled how many days old i was)
Kanye: look at this woman's babies
what is he going to comment guys
is it the lyrics to erika
is it some other propaganda towar…
So, uh... The Peppa Pig page you all know wasn't the original.
It's actually Timmy Tigerfish.
How? Well...
This is one of the earliest edits of the page.
And this is one of the last edits of the page before it was changed into the current page you see today.
Why? Well, it's a similiar situation to the Tommy Tigerfish page, where it once was a old, important page in yester years, and then Mac+Cool (before he was cool) stumbled upon it and changed it. You can read more about it here (rereading that actually made me want to investigate the wiki further (and, yes, Sammy Sheep is the first fanon character, ever)).
However, it's a bit confusing.
The title was "Peppa Pig(character)" and didn't have the space in it. Then, the user Spike the Dragon, moved the page to "Peppa Pig (character)", which somehow left this …
12 Facts About Peppa Pig: The Journey Goes On
Hello, Here's 12 Facts About Peppa Pig: The Journey Goes On.
- 1 Fact 1
- 2 Fact 2
- 3 Fact 3
- 4 Fact 4
- 5 Fact 5
- 6 Fact 6
- 7 Fact 7
- 8 Fact 8
- 9 Fact 9
- 10 Fact 10
- 11 Fact 11
- 12 Fact 12
Peppa Pig: The Journey Goes On Is Not Canon To The Main Peppa Pig Series, That Means That The Main Antagonist Has Never Interacted With The Other Villains Such As Lucina, Alastor, Shantae, Ganondorf, Sephiroth, Dimitri, Chrom Nor/& Spyware.
There Are Many Locations That Obviously Never Appeared In The Actual Peppa Pig Series Nor The Peppa Pig Fanon Series, Such As Peppa's Hideout.
Peppa's Long Lost Twin Sister Is Introduced In Season 2, But Her Name Isn't Confirmed Yet. (It's Possible That Her Name Is Either Penny, Penelope, Paige, Pippa Patricia Or Piper)
Some Of The Characters From Their Origi…
downright stupid
I am no longer Sisyphus. Now i am a downright stupid gec. I walk across the spare net floor filled with dead fish scattered across the room. Now i write a story that's downright stupid.
how butt warmers work 2
Conception:
i do not care
Getting ready for- BUTT WARMERS ONCE AGAIN! it is a packet of herbs which warms your big ol' ass so you can sleep JUST FINE! no wonder why george fucking died in his sleep!!!! oh yes you forgot how butt warmers work? i can tell it all!
youre supposed to insert one of those heat packets into your asshole (like a fucking dick) then it turns on and you ass becomes a human frying pan. There's a reason why the sandwiches Little Timmy baked taste a little different.
they just warm your FLUFF BOTTOM so the cockroaches will get burned alive when they enter your ass. the mega-super skidibi o-gyatt will dissolve if you leave your heatpak on. they're supposed to be hot and sticky and an adhesive to your gyatt. maybe when you trap…
eae diss track
hi i am a power fanboy and today i will diss eae despite not being on this wiki in a long time
Power476 Creates a TikTok Account
i wanted to bring back the power comics from mid-2022
btw this was an idea i had since like august 2022 but i never got on to doing it
Reviewing Ladisepic25's Peppa Pig Roleplay Game
While searching for a roleplay on here using Google, I stumbled across this.
Ladisepic25's Peppa Pig Roleplay.
so, uh, here is what I see and what they could improve on.
Positives: 3D morphs, cheap gamepasses, good & original maps (as I know, no free models).
Negatives: Maps are not totally show-accurate, harder to get around when on mobile, gamepasses are basically normal morphs with added stuff.
- 1 Suggestions
- 1.1 Suggestion 1: Buttons
- 2 Easter Eggs
- 2.1 Egg 1: Happy Ms. Chicken
- 2.2 Egg 2: Tobias Pig
I think Lad should add a run and ragdoll button so mobile users and possibly computer users and use it to run & ragdoll.
And.... That's it!
Everything else I want to add are Easter Eggs and morphs lmao
I have a Easter Egg idea. If you click on the Happy Ms. Chi…
tory madame gazelle
Madame Gazelle: we need to fix the school roof because it's leaking
Obama: what should we do
Madame Gazelle: we're gonna make a christmas number 1
Obama: but according to the very cool act of 2018 only ladbaby can be christmas number #1
Peppa: we'll make ladbaby #2 this christmas because ladbaby is a piece of #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDTW9Dd7ORM
we're gonna sing this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7SFGCHKUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsgS6WzAfO8 (you defanatlee dont care but this was created on the day i was first aloud 2 create a pffw accoutn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zrpgy46Vdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qucZbA1oAL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCBTC1cUYP0 (i feel disgusted even linking this song bc its shit a…
I'm Banned From Watching LankyBox
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M IN A FUCKING STEAMY MOOD!!!!!
i was in the middle of watching WE BUSTED THE BIGGEST SECRETS OF ROBLOX BREAK IN 2!
but then
i expee riensed the worst haras ment ever and im only 9 (yes 9 (yes 9 (yes 9))) (what the hell mum)
i got banned from watching really tall box because it is shit
mother in ohio!
i couldn't wait to see myth number 6 busted
now i'll never know
she won't get away with this
mum: you can still watch mister tumble
me: fuck mr tumble he's a baby show
mum: lanky box is a baby show and is corrupting you also i'm banning skibidi toilet
me: nooooooo only in ohio
mum: i'm banning speed, andrew tate, adin ross, kai cenat
me: noooo my rizz is gonna be shit *calls 999* i cant watch speed tate cenat adin lankybox an…
Elmo breaks his teeth
Elmo: I'm going to sell some antiques to Sesame Street- *Trips* Ahhh i chipped a tooth.
Elmo: We will learn the AB- *a metal crate falls onto Elmo's head* AHHHH! I just blew the half of my 13th top tooth off!
Elmo: I'm going to order a cheese pizza so i can eat i- *A Russian missile lands on Elmo's mouth* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I BROKE HALF OF MY TEETH!
Elmo: I'm going to paint rocks- *Elmo noclips into a rock* OUCH! My teeth are permanently forged into a rock until someone cracks it!
Elmo: Let's read some books! Fir- stopped du to constraints
the slamdunk
Peppa Pig: i'm going to slam dunk george *slam dunks George* now i must preserve him
54 years remain*
Futuristic Peppa Pig: In the year 6743, we can see that Georgeniality XII has been in mint condition. Ever since the heat death of the universe, The G has been slowly materializing into a cocoon, as prodigious spines which seem to be compromised of an ivory substance grow onto the forehead and torso. These spines have been the result of a transmission of electrical signals throughout the veins of his framework, causing the repeating of signals in the body to accumulate into a material and create a thrombus that protudes out of the skin-
Futuristic Suzy: Peppenia! Please deny the action of explaining the history and current status of Georgenia…
when you don't wear your boots
Peppa: I'm gonna jump in muddy puddles.
Apple 1984 guy (who fun fact went on to voice grandpa pig): If YoU jUmP iN mUdDy PuDdLeS, yOu MuSt WeAr YoUr BoOtS.
Peppa: noh
Apple 1984 guy: 3 Astley Street, Dukinfield, SK16 4EL. 53° 28′ 48.66″ N, 2° 5′ 28.24″ W.
Peppa: Fuck you 1984 guy
Apple 1984 guy: launch the rocket launcher
It is funny when peppa dies (8 year old on p p f w)
football box test
|time = |team1 = Qatar |score = 8–1 |team2 = Afghanistan |goals1 =
- Al-Haydos
- Ali
- Meshaal
- Alaaeldin
- Al-Abdullah
|goals2 =
- Sharifi
|stadium = Khalifa International Stadium, Doha |attendance = 19,374 |referee = Nasrullo Kabirov (Tajikistan) |report = https://www.fifa.com/fifaplus/en/match-centre/match/520/288263/288267/400017176?gender=1&date=2023-11-15 }}
Peppa exposes the secret ARG in chloe's roblox account
Peppa Pig: Talk of thy morning to you guys today were going to expose Chloe's hidden backstory through his- HER Roblox account
Peppa Pig: So first, let's go to his Roblox experience, in other words, her FIRST Roblox experience named "my crazy ass house" You can see that the thumbnail is a picture of his- HER face in flex graphic detail (She doesn't care about moderation) so otherwise, let's join the game and find out.
Peppa Pig: So, in the game, i see a house that looks eerily similar to Chloe's house, we can tell her favorite color is yellow because, literally, the baseplate is yellow. Let's inspect her house.
Peppa Pig: Oh, look a fricking sword with no purpose whatsoever. Placed in the worst spot possible, the Living Room. (Note that this …